Thursday, May 1, 2008

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken!

Where Did Society Go Wrong?

Okay I'll get right to the point. Money. Now moneys not a bad thing but people are becoming more and more obsessed with it. But you can't entirely blame them, it's not the days of Jack Kerouac any more, the fun's all gone we're all slowly becoming duller and duller. Most of the people I know have either two jobs or are working constantly, there's no time for fun, even if we knew what it was anymore. Life should not be spent working/ making money for some other douche bag, it should be spent having fun, learning, growing, and just being. Fuck people that tell you how to live your life, if your not happy tell them to fuck off, life's to short to listen to pricks. Remember your not alone very few people are seriously happy and those who say they are forgot what true happiness was years ago. We live in a "free country" right, so act like it, do what you want (with in reason, but ride that thin fucking line). Hate your job? Tell your boss to fuck off. I'm not saying it's easy but you'll be much happier with your respect once you seize your balls back from that greedy, greasy, whore monger.
Alright got a little of topic there let me get back to the point, when I say it's not entirely our fault what I mean is people need stop and think "Do I really need a new plasma screen t.v. so i can see every pubic hair on the gentleman's channel" I mean who really wants to see Oprah or Regis in high def. What I'm trying to say is have some will power stop buying everything you see, don't become imprisoned by your stuff, Grow some balls and go outside, play with your dog, or read a mutha fuck'n book.
In Holland ceo's can only make a small percentage more than their lowest paid employee. think about that, it's a great idea, it helps keep a steady middle class (which they have) and if some one wants a raise than that just means the guy at the top can make more too, it's a win win. So there are plenty of good tried and true ideas out there we just have to be open to them and put some pressure on those savage pig fuckers who do everything in their power to keep their millions (billions) from the working class. But their not the only one's to blame hear it's our fault too we need to learn to stand on our own two feet and take back some power, stop buying everything they what you to, stop watching "reality" shows in fact lets lynch all those fucks for dumbing down America, and most of all help your fellow man because if we don't help each other we're never going to win.
Alright let me elaborate on helping each other a little bit hear. What I mean is let go of your ego as much as possible, stop suing privet citizens (well maybe not the greedy scum like the Trump's or Rockefeller's) go after company's instead, fuck the cops solve your own problems unfortunately the courts system in this country is fuck and only causes more problems, and the biggest way to help out you common man/ woman is to, treat them the way you would want to be treated it's called karma fucker and it will bite you in the ass if you fuck with it.
So let me just go over everything again real quick. Stop buying useless shit, Fuck reality shows (may those unholy prick teases burn in hell for all of eternity), quit being dicks, and don't forget to FUCK THE MAN!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Impure Thought of the Week


I just woke up from a strange and savage dream. I was strapped down nude on a table of sorts minding my own business when all of a sudden two dark figures slithered out from the dark. I couldn't tell at first who or what they were, but they both had torture devises in their hands and only blood to cover their naked bodys. As they got closer I realized it was those damn Bush girls. Not again, I thought to myself I don't have the energy tonight. I tried to get away but it was no use they had me right where they wanted me naked and helpless just how they like it. I don't remember too much that went on but after what felt like hours of pain and torment I awoke at last only to find my bed warm and sticky.
So thanks again to those Bush girls, ever since their old man made it in to office my dreams have been much, much more well lets just say "Sticky". So let that one fester for a while if you dare I'll have a new one for you freaks next week.